Bed @ 12:30 am.
Neighbors dog starts barking @ 3:45 am.
Me yelling at dog to shut up @ 4:00 am.
Me yelling at dog to shut the h3ll up @ 4:10 am.
Me threatening to kill neighbors dog @4:15 am.
Me threatening to kill every dog everywhere on the planet so help me gods @ 4:20 am.
Neighbors dog stops barking @ 4:30 am.
Thunder/lightning @ 4:31 am.
Sonova…