About Billy Bennet and his dumbassed remarks : "the 1st Amedment does not have a stupidity exception"
About Dubya and ticking off his base support: "he truly is a 4th grader trapped in a man's body"
About Paris Hilton: "Look at her eyes. Go on, take a good, long look. No soul. You're looking at her, but there's nothing looking back at you. Disconcerting, isn't it?"
