Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Humor - Crime Scene KC

2 girls, 1 shower: Chiefs fan slips on soap

"A Chiefs fan from Oklahoma must have been thinking what a great town Kansas City is - no sooner does he meet a new friend, Tina, at a Quik-Trip - she invites him to her place and hops in the shower with him.

Stepping out, the man finds Tina and her friend Stephanie are gone, along with:

* His wallet, with a) all his ID b) $12.00 c) Two Visa cards.
* Three Chiefs tickets (his and two pals' from OK)
* His cell phone
* His car keys
* His car (black 1999 Mitsubishi Gallant)

The man called his cell phone, Tina-Stephanie answered and said they'd be right back. Then they didn't answer anymore.

Independence police are checking into the shower address - it doesn't seem to belong to Tina or Stephanie. From the police report:

RO gave the victim a ride back to the Comfort Inn where his friend contacted the victim's family and was able to obtain the VIN and license number from the stolen Gallant...The victim and his two friends are stranded as the car they come up in, is the stolen vehicle."

There's a moral in here somewhere...not sure where."