Personal - File under: crap I will never do

I came up with a great website idea. I call it "www.twentypoundturd.com". The tagline is "Worthless cool stuff" and we'll sell only cool gadgets and Chotzkes that serve no real purpose. Like... I don't know... how about a dog-doo paperweight. Or an Azeroth Kommunity Kollege t-shirt? (WoW fans will get it.) Or pre-printed blank copy paper? A kleenex box that has an eraseable surface so you could write messages on it.