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I made the mistake of telling my two and a half year old daughter that the little fuzzies you get between your toes after wearing new socks was called "sock goop."
She has since refused to wear socks. Her mother is less than impressed.
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There's a sign up in the bathroom at work that reads:
Please Note: Do not overfill the toilets with excess paper.
No, I don't work at a kindergarten... I work in a United States government office building.
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ATTENTION NOVELHEAD!
Where you at?
If you read this, drop me a line.
