Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Current events - All your money are belong to BP

Via New York Times

Profits Pour in at BP; Chief Sets Exit
John Browne, the chief executive of BP, confirmed today that he would leave the giant oil company at the end of 2008, after reaching its mandatory retirement age of 60. At the same time, the company announced a profit of $7.27 billion in the second quarter, 30 percent more than the comparable period a year ago and the equivalent of more than $55,000 a minute.


$34.00 for less than 11 gallons yesterday. Mission accomplished.

Current events - AT&T/NSA get a pass from accountability

Via BusinessWeek Online
Judge dismisses lawsuit over phone records

Citing national security, a federal judge Tuesday threw out a lawsuit aimed at blocking AT&T Inc. from giving telephone records to the government for use in the war on terror.

'The court is persuaded that requiring AT&T to confirm or deny whether it has disclosed large quantities of telephone records to the federal government could give adversaries of this country valuable insight into the government's intelligence activities,' U.S. District Judge Matthew F. Kennelly said.

Kennelly ruled in a lawsuit filed by the American Civil Liberties Union of Illinois on behalf of author Studs Terkel and other activists who said their constitutional rights were violated because of a National Security Agency program of gathering phone company records illegally.


If you are still patronizing these steaming piles of corporate crap, you haven't been paying attantion.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Personal - ABC Meme

Only cause Shiggy & PAgent did it first..

ABC Meme
Accent – Midwestern, so... none.
Booze of choice – Guinness or a Martini.
Chore I hate – Mowing.
Dog or cat – Both. Bear and Zoe.
Essential electronics – PC.
Favorite perfume(s)/cologne(s) – None.
Gold or Silver? - Silver.
Hometown – Where I'm from originally? Parsons, KS.
Insomnia? – Never. I have a very clean conscience.
Job Title – Network Admin... not a good one, but...
Kids? - One 3 year old girl.
Living Arrangement – With my wife, daughter, cat, dog and fish.
Most admired trait – Sense of humor.
Number of Sexual Partners – Total? Not sure I'm ok with answering that.
Overnight Hospital Stays – Pneumonia when I was 8.
Phobia – Spiders.
Religion – Apathetic-agnostic.
Siblings – One younger sister.
Time I wake up - 4:30 AM.
Unusual talent/skill – Not one damn thing. Sad, no?
Vegetable I refuse to eat – Beets.
Worst habit – Surfing the web at work.
Yummy foods I make – Chili, pancakes, anything on the grill.
Zodiac sign - Capricorn.

Personal - A Picture Share

Current events - Time to play... "Who Said That?"

See if you can guess who made the following statements...

1. “It’s part of God’s plan for the future of mankind.”
(A) Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini (Iranian revolutionary)
(B) Ali al-Sistani (Iraq's top Shiite cleric)
(C) Rep. John Carter (Republican representative from TX)

2. “It wasn’t our idea, it was God’s.”
(A) Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini (Iranian revolutionary)
(B) Ali al-Sistani (Iraq's top Shiite cleric)
(C) Rep. Mike Pence (Republican representative from IN)

3. “We best not be messing with His plan.”

(A) Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini (Iranian revolutionary)
(B) Ali al-Sistani (Iraq's top Shiite cleric)
(C) Rep. Bob Beauprez (Republican representative from CO)

4. “I think God has spoken very clearly on this issue.”
(A) Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini (Iranian revolutionary)
(B) Ali al-Sistani (Iraq's top Shiite cleric)
(C) Rep. Phil Gingrey (Republican representative from GA)

Tough, huh?

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Current events - He's "Decided" not to let you see him sign his first veto

Via Think Progress

SNOW: The president will, however, before he delivers remarks this afternoon, veto the Castle bill.

Here's how it works, because I know a lot of you have had questions. There will be no photographers, no ceremony. What the president will do is, in his office, he will sign a veto message, he will hand it to a clerk, who will convey it to a clerk of the House, and then you go through the formalities of announcing a message from the president, and at some point the House will vote on the veto.

QUESTION: Is there a reason why he's not having photographers in, at least?

SNOW: Because he doesn't feel it's appropriate. He's signing a veto.


Incompetent prick.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Blogs - Cenk Uygur: Our President is an Imbecile

Excellent commentary on our Great National Embarassment.

Via The Huffington Post
What I found to be the most damning is the least quoted part of Bush's comments. As you read this transcript, remember that this is not a small child talking, but the President of the United States of America:
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The camera is focused elsewhere and it is not clear whom Bush is talking to, but possibly Chinese President Hu Jintao, a guest at the summit.

Bush: 'Gotta go home. Got something to do tonight. Go to the airport, get on the airplane and go home. How about you? Where are you going? Home?

Bush: 'This is your neighborhood. It doesn't take you long to get home. How long does it take you to get home?'

Reply is inaudible.

Bush: 'Eight hours? Me too. Russia's a big country and you're a big country.'

At this point, the president seems to bring someone else into the conversation.

Bush: 'It takes him eight hours to fly home.'

He turns his attention to a server.

Bush: 'No, Diet Coke, Diet Coke.'

He turns back to whomever he was talking with.

Bush: 'It takes him eight hours to fly home. Eight hours. Russia's big and so is China.'
------------------------------------
Russia's big and so is China??????? This guys sounds like a third grader. Do you know anyone who would have a conversation like this with their neighbor, let alone a business associate, let alone a world leader? Who's proud to know that Russia is big and so is China?

Can anyone now credibly claim that Bush is secretly working on a master plan behind the scenes and that he's just playing cowboy for the cameras? I hope the master plan doesn't involve figuring out how long it takes to get to China.

Comics - I have sinned against one of the best webcomics around

Please forgive me for not having a link to the awesomeness that is Sinfest.

As penance, please accept the following "teh funny"...



Monday, July 17, 2006

Politics - Bush and Tony discuss the Mid-East

So I'm watching this video of Dubya talking to Tony at the G8 lunch, and the thing that struck me most... the guy chews with his mouth open.

The "leader of the free world" chews with his fracking mouth open.

He's an embarassment.

Thanks to Crooks & Liars for the vid.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Movies - A Scanner Darkly

Trailer for Philip K. Dick's A Scanner Darkly

The Web - Uncrate

Found via gizmodo

Uncrate: The Buyer's Guide For Men, is a web magazine for guys who love stuff. Our team finds the best gadgets, clothes, cars and more so you can blow your rent money easier. Updated daily.


I love how "stuff" is defined.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Personal - Worst part of using online job search sites

I have received two spam messages from this Padma clown in the last day. He's spaming me using two different names. If I block the address he is using, I'll block all email from careerbuilder.com.

+++++++++++++++

From: "Kothapalli Radhika"

Req for the position "Desktop support Analyst II"
Hello,

This is Padma, and I am a Recruiter for Everest Business Solutions. I am currently trying to staff a "Desktop support Analyst II" position with one of
our clients in Kansas

Please contact me at your earliest convenience so we can discuss this position further.
*snip*

+++++++++++++++
AND
+++++++++++++++

From: "Andrew Clark"

Req for the position "Desktop support Analyst II"
Hello,

This is Padma, and I am a Recruiter for Everest Business Solutions. I am currently trying to staff a "Desktop support Analyst II" position with one of
our clients in Kansas.

Please contact me at your earliest convenience so we can discuss this position further.

*snip*
+++++++++++++++

A-holes.

The Web - Firefox headlines

A pair of stories about my favorite web browser.

First, via InformationWeek

Firefox's share of the Web browser market has surpassed 15% in the U.S. and 12% globally, according to Web analytics company OneStat.com.


and again, via InformationWeek

Firefox 2.0 Beta 1 Release Candidate 1 (RC1) can be downloaded from Mozilla's FTP site, although the official Beta 1 won't be released until July 11, according to notes published by the open-source developer.

Think Progress

Via Think Progress
Here’s the top five budget deficits of all time:
1. 2004 (George W. Bush) $413 billion
2. 2003 (George W. Bush) $378 billion
3. 2005 (George W. Bush) $318 billion
4. 2006 (George W. Bush) $296 billion (projected)
5. 1992 (George H. W. Bush) $290 billion


"Fiscal conservative" my ass.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Friday, July 07, 2006

Humor - Two patients

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The second patient sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits six weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for three months from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The first is a golden retriever.
The second is a senior citizen.

Blogs - More from the brilliant Radley Balko

Via TheAgitator.com

Consult the Declaration of Independence. Among the greivances the signers aired against King George:

- He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

- He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

- He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

- He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

[...]

- For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

- For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States...

- For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

- For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

[...]

- He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

- He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

Let's see. By my count, you've got your 'military tribunals,' your 'indefinite detentions,' your 'black sites,' and your 'militarization of police' all neatly tucked into that passage, the whole of which sounds as if it goes quite a bit further than mere 'money and taxes,' no?

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Personal - It was four years ago today...

7:00 p.m..
89 degrees.
Mostly sunny.

She wore a white strapless dress with her hair up.
I wore a black tux with a burgundy bow tie and cumberbund.

I actually gasped when I saw her coming down the aisle.
I knew I made the right decision.

Friday, June 30, 2006

Politics - Kansas Reps prove they have no idea what they are talking about

Via The Office of the Clerk of the House Of Representatives

QUESTION: On Agreeing to the Resolution
BILL TITLE: Supporting intelligence and law enforcement programs to track terrorists and terrorist finances conducted consistent with Federal law and with appropriate Congressional consultation and specifically condemning the disclosure and publication of classified information that impairs the international fight against, etc.


So here we have the House voting on a resolution basically condeming the NYT for disclosing the supposed classified info that Dubya and Co. were looking into financial records to catch terrists. Only... President Cheney, Vice-President Bush, Connie Rice... everyone in the administration has been saying for three years that they were going after their financial records. HOW can that be classified when they use it as talking-points all the damn time?

Buncha retarded monkeys in that House.

Anyway... Ryun and Tiahrt voted for this insane waste of time. (Moran didn't vote which is the only good thing he's done since getting there.)

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Politics - Pat Roberts... flip-flopper?

Via Think Progress
Today, Senate Coverup Committee chairman Pat Roberts (R-KS) attacked the media for writing about the SWIFT bank records tracking program, and he called for a “formal damage assessment” to be done by Director of National Intelligence John Negroponte. (Dan Froomkin today explained how the “existence of SWIFT itself has not exactly been a secret.”)

Roberts began his attack on the media yesterday:

If another attack occurs because of this information going out…the people who have written these stories and the people who have made their decisions should look in the mirror.

But Roberts is the one who needs to “look in the mirror” about the effects leaks have on national security. The National Journal’s Murray Waas reported in April that during the start of the Iraq war, Roberts disclosed sensitive intelligence in a speech he delivered (ironically enough) to the National Newspaper Association:
[T]hree years ago on the eve of the invasion of Iraq, Roberts himself was involved in disclosing sensitive intelligence information that, according to four former senior intelligence officers, impaired efforts to capture Saddam Hussein and potentially threatened the lives of Iraqis who were spying for the United States.

On March 20, 2003, at the onset of military hostilities between U.S. and Iraqi forces, Roberts said in a speech to the National Newspaper Association that he had “been in touch with our intelligence community” and that the CIA had informed President Bush and the National Security Council “of intelligence information from what we call human intelligence that indicated the location of Saddam Hussein and his leadership in a bunker in the suburbs of Baghdad.”

The former intelligence officials said in interviews that Roberts was never held accountable for his comments, which bore directly on the issue of intelligence-gathering sources and methods, and revealed that Iraqis close to Hussein were probably talking to the United States.

As former intelligence officials told Waas, the incident showed “how rank and file intelligence professionals now have much to fear from legitimate and even inadvertent contacts with journalists, while senior executive branch officials and members of Congress are almost never held accountable when they seriously breach national security through leaks of information.


Sounds like a flip-flop to me.

Politics - Net Neutrality still up in the air

The Senate Commerce Committee on Wednesday rejected a network neutrality amendment, handing cable and phone broadband access providers yet another victory over a coalition that has demanded the application of strict nondiscrimination standards against entities that control access to millions of Internet users.

The panel voted 11 to 11 to defeat an amendment sponsored by Sens. Olympia Snowe (R-Maine) and Byron Dorgan (D-N.D.), who had backing from Google, Yahoo!, eBay, Amazon, Microsoft and other firms that deliver voice, video, and information services and applications.

Under Senate rules, a tie vote means the amendment failed.

Via Daily Kos

You can contact the members of the Senate Commerce Committee via the main switchboard toll free at 1-888-355-3588. Or you can contact them individually at the following phone and fax numbers:

GOP Members
* Chairman Ted Stevens (AK): (202) 224-3004; (202) 224-2354 FAX
* John McCain (AZ): (202) 224-2235; Fax: (202) 228-2862
* Conrad Burns (MT): 202-224-2644; Fax: 202-224-8594
* Trent Lott (MS): (202) 224-6253; Fax: (202) 224-2262
* Kay Bailey Hutchison (TX): 202-224-5922; 202-224-0776 (FAX)
* Olympia J. Snowe (ME): (202) 224-5344; FAX (202) 224-1946
* Gordon H. Smith (OR): 202.224.3753; Fax: 202.228.3997
* John Ensign (NV): (202) 224-6244; Fax: (202) 228-2193
* George Allen (VA): (202) 224-4024; Fax: (202) 224-5432
* John E. Sununu (NH): (202) 224-2841; FAX (202) 228-4131
* Jim DeMint (SC): 202-224-6121; Fax: 202-228-5143
* David Vitter (LA): (202) 224-4623; Fax: (202) 228-5061

Dem Members
* Co-Chairman Daniel K. Inouye (HI): 202-224-3934; Fax: 202-224-6747
* John D. Rockefeller (WV): (202) 224-6472; (202) 224-7665 Fax
* John F. Kerry (MA): (202) 224-2742 - Phone; (202) 224-8525 - Fax
* Byron L. Dorgan (ND): 202-224-2551; Fax: 202-224-1193
* Barbara Boxer (CA): 202-224-3553
* Bill Nelson (FL): 202-224-5274; Fax: 202-228-2183
* Maria Cantwell (WA): 202-224-3441; 202-228-0514 - FAX
* Frank R. Lautenberg (NJ): (202) 224-3224; Fax: (202) 228-4054
* E. Benjamin Nelson (NE): Tel: (202) 224-6551; Fax: (202) 228-0012
* Mark Pryor (AR): (202) 224-2353; Fax: (202) 228-0908


If one of these clowns are your senator, contact them. Tell them they are making a huge mistake by selling the internet to their corporate masters.

Make sure you explain it to them using small words and simple sentences.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Personal - Retinoblastoma

Late last week, a good friend and his wife took their daughter, born on March 5 this year, to have her eyes checked. She was diagnosed with a rare eye cancer called (bilateral) Retinoblastoma.

So far, they know that one eye is 50% covered with tumors and probably will be removed. Her other eye is less severe and they hope to save it and some of her vision using chemotherapy and other treatments.

If you have a child under 5, insist that your doctor check the “red eye reflex,” especially if you have seen any indication of a “cat’s eye” (a white "glow" or "glint" in the pupil of one or both eyes) type reflection in flash photos.

Retinoblastoma in children

Current events - Guess he "decided" to bankrupt my grandkids

September 27, 2000

June 13, 2006

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Current events - AT&T can bite my shiney metal ass

Via SFGate.com:
AT&T has issued an updated privacy policy that takes effect Friday. The changes are significant because they appear to give the telecom giant more latitude when it comes to sharing customers' personal data with government officials.

The new policy says that AT&T -- not customers -- owns customers' confidential info and can use it 'to protect its legitimate business interests, safeguard others, or respond to legal process.'


As of tomorrow, AT&T is out of my home. No more internet. No more phone service. Nothing.

Fuck them with a big rubber dick.

Current events - NSA, can you hear me now? Redux.

Via Salon News
In a pivotal network operations center in metropolitan St. Louis, AT&T has maintained a secret, highly secured room since 2002 where government work is being conducted, according to two former AT&T workers once employed at the center.


That's in addition to the one that was discovered in San Francisco.

Sleep well my little sheep.

Politics - Will the real "decider" please raise his hand?

(Photo via AP)
Via Reuters
President George W. Bush has reassured Saudi Arabia's king that he will continue to cooperate with the kingdom on energy issues even after his pledge to wean America off Middle East oil, Saudi Arabia's ambassador to the United States said on Tuesday.

Bush's pledge in January to cut U.S. oil imports from the Middle East rankled some kingdom officials, because Saudi Arabia had announced plans to spend $50 billion expanding oil production to meet rising global demand.

'When that statement came out we got in touch with the White House,' Saudi Ambassador Prince Turki Al-Faisal told reporters at a news conference hosted by the United States Energy Association.

Bush later sent a letter to Saudi King Abdullah pledging to honor a 2005 agreement the two reached at Bush's ranch in Crawford, Texas, Al-Faisal said. His remarks provided new details on how the White House smoothed relations with the Saudis after Bush's speech.

Saudi Arabia is the world's largest crude oil exporter and the leading voice within the OPEC cartel, and the United States is the world's biggest oil guzzler.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Personal - I believe the Germans have a name for it...

scha·den·freu·de
Pronunciation Key (shädn-froid)
n.
Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

Nature - The coolest picture you'll see today

Photo of a rare "Rainbow" spotted over Idaho

Friday, June 16, 2006

Humor - Pearls gets us

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Politics - Kansas Pubs go Dem

Via KC Buzz Blog

The ol' switcheroo continues.

With the 2006 filing deadline just hours away, Kansas Democrats today claimed a total of eight Republicans who have switched to the Democratic Party to run for office this year.

That list, of course, is headed by Mark Parkinson, the former GOP chair who is running as Gov. Kathleen Sebelius' running mate, and Paul Morrison, the Johnson County district attorney running for attorney general.

The other six:
Steve Lukert, seeking re-election in the 62nd House District.
Cindy Neighbor, former GOP lawmaker running to again represent the 18th House District Shawnee area.
Duane Mathes, current Edwards County Commissioner, in the 117th House District.
Judy Leyerzapf, current Abilene City Commissioner, in the 68th House District.
Kent Goyen in the 114th House District.
Walt Chappell in the 91st House District.


Maybe it's my inherent lack of faith in anything humans do, but I wonder how progressive (or even moderate) you can expect a former Kansas GOPer to be. I keep thinking it's a ploy to get the free publicity and if the Dems start sliding in the polls these fair-weather 'crats will change back.

Why not just run as an independent moderate and be done with it?

Friday, June 09, 2006

Politics - Final Vote Results for Roll Call 239

Final Vote Results for Roll Call 239

All four of the representatives from Kansas voted "No" on this.

Jerry Moran, Jim Ryun and Todd Tiahrt I expect to suck off the corporate teat, but I thought Dennis Moore would do what was right.

Bunch of cocks, all of them.

EDIT: The more I think about it the more pissed off I get. These clowns are not "representing" their constituents. They are representing their god damn bank accounts. How much money did these pricks take from AT&T/Sprint/Satan to get them to look the other way while these corporations analy probe their customers?

Jeebus, I need a drink.

Movies - Yeah boieee! Snootch to the bootch!

Clerks II - July 21, 2006

Politics - Priorities

Via Confined Space

What Really Matters...

Sometimes you can tell what a society truly values by the penalties it places on certain crimes. Take today's paper, for example:

Stiff Overhaul of Mine Safety Rules Passes Congress
The maximum civil penalty for violations of mine-safety regulations will rise to $220,000, from $60,000.

And then there was this:

Congress Increases Indecency Fines Tenfold
The bill would increase the maximum fines the Federal Communications Commission may levy for indecent content from the current $32,500 to $325,000 per incident.


Link includes picture of "Nipple-gate," and therefore may be NSFW... if you work for the FCC, anyway.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Personal - Batcave Home Theater Room

The Batcave... the freakin BATCAVE HOME THEATER!!!

Really. The drool is ruining my keyboard.

Politics - You can not make this stuff up, part 2

Via USATODAY.com
A last-minute deal Tuesday with Vice President Cheney averted a possible confrontation between the Senate Judiciary Committee and U.S. telephone companies about the National Security Agency's database of customer calling records.

The deal was announced by Sen. Arlen Specter, R-Pa., the committee chairman, and Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah. They said Cheney, who plays a key role supervising NSA counterterrorism efforts, promised that the Bush administration would consider legislation proposed by Specter that would place a domestic surveillance program under scrutiny of a special federal court.

In return, Specter agreed to postpone indefinitely asking executives from the nation's telecommunication companies to testify about another program in which the NSA collects records of domestic calls.


Cheney, Specte and Hatch... three assholes of the highest order.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Current events - It's not the Iraq war the deficit or global warming... THIS is important!

Top Twelve Reasons Homosexual Marriage Should Not Be Legal:

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. Gay marriage should be decided by people not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer life spans.

12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a 'separate but equal' institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for Africn-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.


Not mine, but it is damn funny and says it all.

Movies - Silent Bob disses the Droid

Apparently Mr. Kevin Smith is not a fan of This Droids Life.

Turns out that they screened Clerks II in KC this week and I was noticeably absent from the guest list.

Bad form, Mr. Smith, bad form.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Humor - Quote of the week

"God wrote the Bible in English for a reason: So it could be taught in our public schools." - Stephen Colbert

Friday, June 02, 2006

Personal - The weekend off on the right foot

May whatever diety you believe in bless Arthur C. Guinness and that guy who invented the pretzel stick.

Current events - When did this become acceptable?

Is signing, "Thanx," at the end of professional e-mails acceptable now?

I ask because I have seen it twice today.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Humor - Beer

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.
And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

Humor - Marvel's Secret Wars re-enactment

Funny stuff.

Currnet events - I Can't Believe It's Not A Jihad!

Via Talk To Action

Imagine: you are a foot soldier in a paramilitary group whose purpose is to remake America as a Christian theocracy, and establish its worldly vision of the dominion of Christ over all aspects of life. You are issued high-tech military weaponry, and instructed to engage the infidel on the streets of New York City. You are on a mission - both a religious mission and a military mission -- to convert or kill Catholics, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, gays, and anyone who advocates the separation of church and state - especially moderate, mainstream Christians. Your mission is 'to conduct physical and spiritual warfare'; all who resist must be taken out with extreme prejudice. You have never felt so powerful, so driven by a purpose: you are 13 years old. You are playing a real-time strategy video game whose creators are linked to the empire of mega-church pastor Rick Warren, best selling author of The Purpose Driven Life.

Current events - Radley Balko on Congress & Raids

Via National Review Online

On Tuesday, Rep. James Sensenbrenner held hearings titled, “Reckless Justice: Did the Saturday Night Raid of Congress Trample the Constitution?” At those hearings, Sensenbrenner announced his intention to introduce legislation protecting Congress from future, similar police searches.

Funny. Congress—especially GOP leaders like Hastert and Sensenbrenner—don’t seem nearly as concerned when much more violent, confrontational raids happen to their own constituents.

Funny. Congress—especially GOP leaders like Hastert and Sensenbrenner—don’t seem nearly as concerned when much more violent, confrontational raids happen to their own constituents.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Politics - Congress shows it's true colors

Music - The 80's on YouTube

Great list of music videos from the 80's.

Yes, children, MTV did play music videos... once long ago.

Current events - They control the horizontal...

Via Independent Online Edition

Federal authorities are actively investigating dozens of American television stations for broadcasting items produced by the Bush administration and major corporations, and passing them off as normal news. Some of the fake news segments talked up success in the war in Iraq, or promoted the companies' products.


Your tax dollars going to state-sponsored propaganda. Sleep well.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Current events - He was a right hoopy frood.

It's Towel Day. Do you know where yours is?

Monday, May 22, 2006

Tech - WMD computer mod

Via bit-tech.net

A super cool computer mod, designed to look like a spy movie nuke. So excellent.

For those who may have missed Part I, the aim of this project was to build a completely custom-built computer case, out of stainless steel, that would look like the sort of atomic bomb that one sees in spy movies or on TV shows like 24. I tried not to base the design on any real or fictional bomb, but simply out of my imagination.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Current events - NSA, can you hear me now?

via Cato@Liberty Blog

Great insight from Robert A. Levy.

"When communications from and to a US person in the US are monitored, that’s domestic surveillance, no matter whether the party on the other end is inside or outside of the US. Since Bush believes that warrantless domestic surveillance is permissible regardless of FISA’s contrary provisions, we shouldn’t be surprised if the NSA has much more data (including content) than USA Today has uncovered."

Humor - Ask A Ninja tackles Net Neutrality



We should all be thankful for the wisdom of the ninja.

NINJA!

Current events - Time to switch to Qwest!

via USATODAY.com

"Among the big telecommunications companies, only Qwest has refused to help the NSA, the sources said. According to multiple sources, Qwest declined to participate because it was uneasy about the legal implications of handing over customer information to the government without warrants.

Qwest's refusal to participate has left the NSA with a hole in its database. Based in Denver, Qwest provides local phone service to 14 million customers in 14 states in the West and Northwest. But AT&T and Verizon also provide some services — primarily long-distance and wireless — to people who live in Qwest's region. Therefore, they can provide the NSA with at least some access in that area."


All part of the PNAC plan, I'm sure.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Monday, May 08, 2006

Humor - The bunny and the snake

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.

One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.

I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

It's quite ok," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is as yours. I too have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur, you have really l ong ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit."

"Oh, thank you, thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.

The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls... I'd say you must be a team leader, supervisor or possibly someone in senior management."

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Games - Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion has rating changed to Mature

Via bit-tech.net

"The rating for the magnificent Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion has been changed from 'Teen' to 'Mature' by the Electronic Software Ratings Board, after the classification board was notified of a user-created mod that made female characters topless, as well as excessive blood and gore scenes that had previously been overlooked by the ratings committee."


(Emphasis mine.)

Should someone tell them there are nekkid pics of cartoon characters on the net and they should make the entirety of the Disney catalog NC-17? Sheesh.

Monday, May 01, 2006

Personal - On doctors and the season

There are few things I hate more than doctors. Only congress, spiders, and coconut edge them out.

I do everything in my power to avoid all of those things. Unfortunatly, this allergy season has forced me to call and make an appointment. Frack, I am not looking forward to it.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Music - Bands/Singers I can do without

Nickelback.
Creed.
Celine Dion.
Anyone who has ever appeared on American Idol.

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Current events - Dubya, Dead-eye Dick and Kenny Boy

Arianna Huffington reminds us of the deep, long standing connections between the current administration and the Enron crooks.
"What made Enron so significant was what it revealed about the corruption of our political system -- about the unseemly link between big money donations and the influence those donations buy. And Bush and Cheney are standing smack dab in the middle of this neglected aspect of the story."


She's got a great recap of things the MSM seems to have forgotten.

Humor - Deep thoughts, by Q2D2... umm... 2

Don't like what your senator or congress-person is doing?

Buy your own.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Politics - Remember... Democracies are peaceful countries

Politics - Relax! The "Decider" has a plan

Via CNN.com

Bush to halt deposits to Strategic Petroleum Reserve
"President Bush is expected to deliver a four-point plan Tuesday to fight high gasoline prices."


You know, because all his other "plans" have worked out so well.

Isn't this guy watching over oil prices like Darryl Strawberry watching over drug use in baseball?

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Current events - Caption this!


"Sorry, just got a little reality in my eye."

Comics - Crap! White space! Quick put an ad on it!

Via the Wall Street Journal
"Superheroes like Superman and Spider-Man can save mankind from natural disasters, space aliens and evil mutants. But there's one thing they are powerless to stop: Advertisers shilling products within the pages of the comic books they call home."


Great... the corporate whores are on the march. I mean, you could always count on Hostess to drop an ad or two in the middle of the book, but you knew it was an ad. This intergrates it so fully in the art and makes their corporate products part of the story... that hits a new low.

Why am I surprised?

Personal - Godwin'd in my own home

My wife Godwin'd me last night. Worse, it was at the BEGINNING of the discussion.

She obviously has no respect for how these things are supposed to be played out.

Blogs - PAgent meets da Hooters

Do yourself a favor and clicky the link to PAgent's Progress on the right.

He's a damn funny, thoughtful guy and he tells a story like a master.

(Read the "Hoo, me?" entry!)

4 out of 5 beeps.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Humor - Deep thoughts, by Q2D2

If a radical muslim blows himself up in the woods, and there's no infidels around... does he still get into paradise?

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Religion - When the meatballs hit the fan

I'm so proud to be from Kansas. Really.

Via the Kansas City Star
"Creature’s picture irks Board of Ed member

WICHITA — State Board of Education member Connie Morris took exception Wednesday to a picture of a made-up creature that satirizes the state’s new science standards hanging on a Wichita middle school teacher’s door.

Fellow board member Sue Gamble of Shawnee told The Wichita Eagle that Morris asked for the picture to be removed.

The creature, called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is the creation of Bobby Henderson of Corvallis, Ore. It looks like a clump of spaghetti with two eyes sticking out of the top and two meatballs flanking the eyes.

Henderson created the entity and an accompanying mythology on the origin of mankind to make fun of Kansas’ recent debate over the teaching of criticisms of evolution, including intelligent design.

In November, the board voted 6-4 to allow criticisms of evolution to be taught in Kansas schools.

Morris, who voted for the new science standards, saw the picture during the tour of Stucky Middle School. She did not return phone calls for this report.

Gamble, who voted against the new standards and was also on the tour, said that Morris asked principal Kenneth Jantz to have the picture taken down."

Monday, April 10, 2006

Education - FlashcardExchange

I have a severe case of ADD and flashcards are about the only way I can concentrate on studying. The FlashcardExchange site looks like it has some great libraries and you can create your own too.

EDIT: I should add that in order to download or print the flashcards you must upgrade from their free account. I didn't realize that until after I registered. Nuts.

Tech - miniMinty MP3 -- build your own MP3 player

Add to my to do list...

The miniMinty MP3
# Uses SD cards for swappable storage
# 750 mAh LI-Pol battery for 12+ hours of juice
# Mounts as a Mass Storage Device - No drivers, No custom apps!
# Automatically charges over USB
# Easily update the firmware over USB
# Looks hotter than your grandmother's Buick Regal

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Personal - Happy birthday, Hef!


Thanks on behalf of every teen boy in America.



Here's to another 80 years, you lucky bastard!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Personal - The greatest shoe of all time

The Converse All Star "Chuck Taylor" canvas basketball shoe. My wife hates them, but I love them. Hands down (should have said "Feet down") they are the most comfortable shoe I've ever wore.

A great resource for all things "Chucks" at ChucksConnection.com

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Politics - Say goodnight, Tommy.

“He has served our nation with integrity and honor,” said Majority Leader John Boehner, R-Ohio, who succeeded DeLay in his leadership post earlier this year.


Sure. Assuming by "integrity" you mean dishonesty, and by "honor" you mean contempt.

Via ABC News

Media - Blizzard, why hath thou forsaken us!?!?

"Uwe Boll Secures Rights to 'StarCraft' Movie Trilogy
The man who inspired gamers to hate film-makers secures one of Blizzard's finest."


Via AOL

Frack.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Web - You Got Questions, Ninja Got Answers

Ask A Ninja!

Movies - I have GOT to see this one!

Current events - Once every 100 years...

On Wednesday morning at two minutes and three seconds after one, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

Friday, March 31, 2006

Movies - Silent Bob is talking

Kevin Smith is posting a series of stories on his blog, My Boring Ass Life, about his real life friend and on screen hetro life mate, Jay's struggle to get clean and away from heroin.

It's a great read.

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Humor - Whatever happened to professional courtesy?

A guy is walking down the street in Washington DC, when a masked robber jumps out, pulls a gun and says, "Gimme all the money you have!"

The guy says, "I'm a United States Congressman! You can't do this to me!"

The robber says, "Yeah, you're right... just give me MY money back."

SciFi - Greatest T-shirt. EVER.

I am not a cylon but my imaginary girlfriend is.

See also: STARBUCK IS HOT (the new one)

Personal - Yeah, I kinda saw that coming...



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Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Science - I'm not "afraid" of spiders...

I do have an "intense, violent, deep seeded hatred" of spiders, though, and this does little to change that.

Injections of stress hormone may reduce fear of spiders "Arachnophobes around the world can rejoice - the answer to their darkest fears could be a simple injection away after scientists found that a dose of the body's natural stress hormone, cortisol, can help phobics deal better with fear of spiders."

Personal - And my vacation spot this summer is...

Chodova Plana in the Czech Republic!
"We believe in the healing properties of beer and we offer the full range of treatments. We are a fully-fledged beer spa."

Monday, March 27, 2006

Personal - In brightest day, in blackest night...

Your results:
You are Green Lantern

Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.

Green Lantern
70%
Spider-Man
70%
Hulk
60%
Batman
55%
Catwoman
50%
The Flash
50%
Superman
45%
Robin
40%
Supergirl
30%
Wonder Woman
25%
Iron Man
25%


Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Politics - DeLay license to carry concealed handgun revoked

The Raw Story | DeLay license to carry concealed handgun revoked "Under Texas law, indicted felons are not allowed to carry concealed handguns."

snicker-giggle-snicker

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Politics - Welcome to Kansas!

Please leave your misplaced belief in personal freedom at the border.

I missed the part where I'm supposed to be glad they are doing this. Is this the 21st century equivalent of, "papers please?"

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Idiot - My first nominee for "Idiot of the Month"

Unattended Toddler Leads to Arrest at Tulsa Strip Club

"A Kansas man is arrested at a Tulsa strip club after police say his toddler son was left in a cold car and found wandering into the club.

Christopher Killion of Sabetha, Kansas, was arrested Saturday on a complaint of encouraging a minor child to be in need of supervision. He posted $500 bond and was released from jail.

Reports show the toddler told police that his father told him to stay in the car and that if he left it, monsters would eat him."

Monday, March 20, 2006

Politics - This is why they all should be fired.

Every stinking one of those pricks in Washington need to be fired.

America, United States, Times Online, The Times, Sunday Times

"$9 TRILLION

...Is roughly four times Britain’s GDP

...Equates to $1,500 for every man, woman and child in the world

...Would buy all the tea in China. In fact it would buy all the tea in the world for the next 2,000 years.

...Is enough to solve the Palestinian crisis by rehousing every Israeli and Palestinian family in a £1.5m detached house in Henley-on-Thames

...Would build 28 Eiffel Towers — constructed out of gold."


Disgusting.

Personal - Great timing

It's 32 degrees.
The wind is blowing 40 miles per hour.
It's raining sideways.

And we have a fracking fire drill.

Personal - Holiday report

I had a great St. Patty's day. Drank some pints, ate some great food and heard a killer band.

Big Fat Fun played at Loft 150 in Wichita this weekend and they put on a helluva show.

Good times.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Personal - Time for a career change?

I'm thinking seriously about doing this...
Kansas City Bartending School

Monday, March 13, 2006

Politics - Helen Thomas has a posse... part 2

I had the good fortune to speak to Ms. Thomas today on the radio. She was the guest of Steve Kraske on KCUR's Up To Date this morning. I thanked her for being a voice of reason and asking the questions that have to be asked of the current administration. She is a much needed voice of dissent and all the members of the White House Press Corps can learn from her. Let's hope they are listening.

She will present the Emily Taylor & Marilyn Stokstad Women's Leadership Lecture with a speech titled "Covering the White House from Kennedy to Bush" at 7:30 on Tuesday evening March 14th at Woodruff Auditorium in the Kansas Union at the University of Kansas.

Her new book, Watchdogs of Democracy? The Waning Washington Press Corps and How It Has Failed the Public is slated to be released June 20, 2006.

Sports - Roy who?

Big congratulations to the Kansas Jayhawks on a spectacular end to a great season!

Kansas Jayhawks Big 12 Champs
“Can you believe it?” Self said as he turned to assistant Tim Jankovich. “We’re the best in the Big 12 — the best team in Big-Freakin’-12!”

Yes, Self really said ‘freakin’ — and, no, not many would have fathomed something like this could have happened in a season that seemed destined to be a rebuilding year.

But there it was on the American Airlines Center scoreboard: Kansas 80, Texas 68.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Current events - The Iraq war in thirty seconds

Kansas City Star | 03/10/2006 | He knows how close Hussein came to nukes: "He knows how close Hussein came to nukes

For years Saddam Hussein’s nuclear dreams lay like dormant mushrooms in the soil of Mahdi Obeidi’s garden.

Obeidi, a former Iraqi nuclear scientist, had buried blueprints, documents and parts for a centrifuge system “in a safe place” shortly after the 1991 Persian Gulf War.

The Iraqis had been only a few years from producing nukes then, with a little help from a surprising source, according to him.

“In the United States, we got some critical things (such as research papers and system programs).”

Through the black market?

“Not from the black market. We asked for it and got it, through normal channels.”

All came to a halt with the Kuwait invasion, the postwar sanctions and U.N. weapons inspectors.

Were there leftover WMDs when American forces invaded in 2003?

“No, no. … I would’ve known.”

There was his stash, however, which he turned over to the CIA. In return, he and his family got sanctuary on the East Coast.

And now, according to Hollywood reports, Johnny Depp has agreed to play Obeidi, 61, in a film project based on his book, The Bomb in My Garden: The Secrets of Saddam’s Nuclear Mastermind. He spoke in Lawrence this week."

Yes, that's the whole article.

To re-cap...

1. Hussein almost had nukes.
2. He got the plans from the United States government.
3. The first war stopped him.
4. There were no WMD's at the start of this war.
5. Johnny Depp is in a new movie.

Wait... JOHNNY DEPP IS IN A NEW MOVIE?!?!

That screaching you hear is the sound of my brain rebooting.

Current events - Guinness 1759 Society

The Guinness 1759 Society is a celebration of all things Guinness.

Comics - DC gets stamped!

USPS - 2006 Commemorative Stamps: "DC Comics Super Heroes
Ten comic book heroes will be saluted on the 'DC Comics Super Heroes' stamps next summer. Half of the pane of 20 will be portraits of the characters; the other half will show individual comic book covers devoted to their exploits. The characters include Aquaman, Batman, The Flash, Green Arrow, Green Lantern, Hawkman, Plastic Man, Supergirl, Superman and Wonder Woman."





What? No love for the Martian Manhunter? Sheesh!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Comics - NERDGASM!!! Jim Lee Joins DC Universe MMO

"Today at the New York City Comic-con artist Jim Lee and Sony Online Entertainment accounced that Lee would be collaborating on Sony's upcoming MMO based on the DC Comics universe."

/rocking back and forth chewing on his fingernails
OMG! OMG! OMFG! Please don't screw this up Sony!

Humor - Survivor: Kansas

Not mine, but damn funny.

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Kansas is planning to do its own version, entitled "Survivor, Kansas Style."

The contestants will start in Lawrence, travel to Pttsburg, Winfield, Dodge City, Colby and then to Concordia, Atchison then on to Olathe and back into Lawrence.

Each will be driving a pink Lexus with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I hate the Chiefs, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Lawrence alive wins.