Over the course of the last week or so…
Me: I want to buy a motorcycle.
Her: No.
Me: But we’ll save $X a month on gas!
Her: No.
Me: Here’s one on Craigslist.
Her: No.
Me: Here’s another one. Good price.
Her: No.
Me: Look! Here’s a really cool one! Cheap too! It’ll pay for itself in months!
Her: Have you ever driven a motorcycle?
Me: Well... no...
Her: Well....don't you think that would be the best thing to do FIRST?
Me: Well… yes… can I?
Her: No.