Nintendogs, quite possibly the last game I would ever own is getting some disturbingly high reviews.
Gamespot : 9.1 out of 10
SanJose Mercury News : 3.5 out of 4
IGN : 8.8 out of 10
HonestGamers : 9 out of 10
ClubSkill : 9.4 out of 10
Edge Magazine : 7 out of 10
Cube Magazine : 8.7 out of 10
AP Technology : 4 out of 4
(As an aside, why rate anything on a scale of four? There is very little room for detail when all you have is completely sucks, does not completely suck, not completely great, and completely great. And why is the San Jose Mercury reviewing games, anyway?)
What am I missing? I have a dog I love. She's a real living, breathing entity. She's a P.I.A. sometimes, but she's my dog. A real dog.